You've changed recently. We used to have a special thing going, back before you became so controlling with my tabs. What happened? My mom always said you can't change a guy, so I guess this is it. I won't forget all the good times we had, but I think I'm ready to move on. I've left a casserole in the oven for you. And try not to drink so much! Microsoft Edge seems snappier than you do these days. I'm taking my Pixel 5 and the old family photo album and moving in with Firefox. He's such a gentleman! I hope you can understand.
With love, XOXO